Early Mernin’ Yearnin’: 08/25/2018. COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BAAAAAQQ EDITION.

It may be Colorado State Vs. Hawaii.  It may be a full week until we get a full slate of games.  It may be a full week until there’s a game that will demand eye balls of the casual fan…

But as someone who isn’t a casual fan, let me tell you ONE THING.

BECAUSE THE GREATEST THING THAT THIS FLOATING ROCK HAS TO OFFER IS OFFICIALLY BAQQ BABAYYYYYYY.

WAKE UP, ITS GAAAAAAAME DAY!